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booblevision 

A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.

One group of women find this very irritating and assign all sorts of presumed motives to the man in question (especially if they're lesbians): "he's objectifying me", "I have a brain", "he doesn't take me seriously", "what a jerk", "stop gawking", etc. In protest, these women often remark "stop talking to my tits" or wear tight t-shirts (with an upward pointing arrow) that says "Hey! I'm up here." Whether the presumptions about these men are actually true depends on the man in question.

A second group of women understand that having a natural C cup, or larger, bust line (without being fat), is a blessing. (34 D is ideal of course). To these women, if the man with booblevision is a nice, decent, responsible guy, with a sense of humor (and could be introduced to their parents) then they are flattered to some degree. They know that this guy has an appreciation for their beauty in the same way that he appreciates: a Key West sunset, a polished red Ferrari, an otter playing in the wild, a perfectly thrown football, or even the Blue Angels executing an aerial fleur de lis.

A third group is not the least bit offended, because they are getting what they want. They use boobnosis and whatever "charm" they possess to try and overcome whatever they're lacking in physical attractiveness. In order to avoid the probability of contracting a myriad of STDs, some men will limit their sexual contact with this group to titty sex (use your imagination). These women are the diametric opposite of the first group.

And lastly, members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee have rarely, if ever, personally experienced booblevision and so, ironically, may yearn to be occasionally objectified or gawked at. This attitude is the bane of feminism.
Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booblevision again."

Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."

Booblettes 

Dianna thought she would get Aléjandro and Tony's attention by flashing her Booblettes at them, but to no avail...they went to the movies without her.
Booblettes by Aeryck November 5, 2004

Boobabies 

Another word for breasts, bosoms, or boobs
He really liked the upper ventral region of Jessica's torso. In simpler terms, he really liked her boobabies.

Boobabies 

Another word for breasts, bosoms, or boobs.
He really likes the upper ventral region of Jessica's torso. In simpler terms, he really likes Jessica's boobabies.

booblies 

Crazy, Pet Name derivative of "Baby" As the name is sort of manipulated by a goo-goo ga-ga it's an end result. Also boob is a guy who is a nerd so it is funny like that too!
I'm Bad to the booblies!
booblies by booblies May 5, 2010

booblefestered 

I was too booblefestered to breathe.
booblefestered by Caillaigh March 9, 2022