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Boob Zipper 

A shirt that has a zipper that goes across the breasts, which when opened, will expose them.

This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.

True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)
That Boob Zipper Shirt is HOT.
Boob Zipper by Mandalorian72 January 3, 2010
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boobripper 

Some/any one/many who (or in a case of matter - what) rips boobs of an in any way shape or form.
A (a person of any gender, if any): Are you a jabroni?
B: No, but I sure am a boobripper! Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, god, geez, don't hurt me.
B: Me ripping off boobs is what ya want now, is it huh?
A: You asshole! Suck your own!
B: Fuck you!
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giantess 

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