A person or animal that becomes aroused by objects, actions, or situations, that would not usually cause arousal in a normal individual. This term gets its name from the fact that bonobo monkeys tend to become aroused and partake in auto-erotic activities when someone jingles their keys in front of them.
Levi's such a weirdo. Anytime he sees garden gnomes or troll dolls, he totatlly spanks the monkey. What a bonobo!!!
by Jamie Hunt August 4, 2007
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When someone is being stupid and you want to insult them using a silly word that means they're a fucking monkey.
"Akronym. You are a literal bonobo. Hit your shots dude!"
"Akronym, You're such a bonobo"
by mooonsoooon March 22, 2017
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Folowing a filthy simian with felatio or cunnilingus.
Do you have any mouthwash? I just finished a round of the filthy simian with some bonobo action if you know what I'm saying....
by jgogs April 3, 2007
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A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.
Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo
by M8Damon October 14, 2016
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An old man or woman with crusty and disgusting features. Usually people that look like they never bathe or look like they have been beaten down by a baseball bat.
"Look at that crusty bonobo!"
"You freeken' bonobo!"
by grenada February 20, 2007
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Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.
According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.
by Harry S. Truman September 22, 2004
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