Bongtelope 

Thought to have originated in the southern Havana of Switzerland, the Bongtelope are a rare and magestic species. The Bongtelope are renowned for their ability to hot box not only one's face, but one's feet as well. They will latch on to a ceiling using only their rasta dread-locks and hang there- motionless- for weeks on end until someone needs their feet hot boxed. Bongtelopes love bananas.

"I blacked out last night and woke up next to the Bongtelope...again!"

"My feet are so high right now."

Bongtelope by BigMiket69xyz March 3, 2011

Bantelope 

A man/woman who has banter with at least 3 other members of a group creating a watering-hole of banter. Other people can join the group and offer banter and become Bantelopes.

'Come join the watering hole and become a Bantelope!'

or

'Fucking hell, here he comes! Another Bantelope for the watering-hole!'

Bantelope by Dr Ram September 19, 2014

bantelope 

When banter reaches a whole new level. A conversation that consists of constant funniness and full of banter and laughter.
People can not join in with the banter if they were not present at the start of the conversation as they would not be able to kept up with the bantelope.

if two people walk in, during a bantelope:
"Do you understand what's happening?"
"No. It's a full speed bantelope!"

Could say: "That conversation was really good banter" OR "The conversation was such a bantelope"

bantelope by known?no September 1, 2011