Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.
Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!
by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021
I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.
In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.
In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.
by Elpuma13 February 7, 2012
I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
by ajhgui1 August 12, 2012