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butter boner 

When a man has a full erection, but it still isn't quite rock-hard.
Firm, yet squishy.
ex: He tried to put it in my butt, except he has a butter boner so it didn't penetrate.
butter boner by mbph666 October 14, 2010

Boner batter 

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!
Boner batter by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Boner Battery 

The internal battery which gives a man his "Ups" and "Downs"
*BOING* (The Boner Battery was clearly doing its job)

Boner batter 

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.
She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed
Boner batter by Boner Batter February 28, 2011

boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage 

Chocolate milk that comes in a box
I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.

bonerbuster 

Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.

Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'
Literal:

Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!

Mobius: What a bonerbuster!

Glenn: Word!

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Public:

Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!

Mobius: Me too man!

Soup: Me three!

^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!

Soup: You're a sick motherfucker, BrandX!

Mobius: Yeah, you ruined my good mood, you bonerbuster.

Glenn: Get the fuck out. Right fucking now.
bonerbuster by karoz0rz June 21, 2005