Boutwood

To do a boutwood is to tell your friend's enemy about something your friend said about them - normally something sexual. As in 'about wood' ~ about penis.

Martha: I bet Tom is hung.
Jack: Haha, yeh! Go for him!

Jack: Hey, Tom, Martha is all up on your shit!

Martha: Oh, no! Tom just talked to me about his dick! Jack did a boutwood!

Boutwood by LadyAngsthase May 11, 2010

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Botwood Bay Fuck

Fucking a chick while only wearing rubber boots (or hip waders) while slapping her ass with a fishing rod/pole.

Originally from the small Newfoundland town of Botwood (pop: 3100 aprox.) this sexual phenomenon has spread like wild fire, and the clap. This is sure to get a rise out of your friend to the South and make sure the girl never calls you again.

She was pretty clingy all night
So what did you do?
Get this....so when I got her home and naked....you ready for this? I gave her the Botwood Bay Fuck!
NO WAY!!!
WAY!!!!

Botwood Bay Fuck by PeeDub709 December 10, 2011

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Boutwood

A person, usually a girl, who constantly shines and polishes the crystals that surround her bum. Sometimes also have nipples with a thick coating of white caster sugar.

Caz: God, that girl, is SUCH a Boutwood!
Emily: What? God, thats one beautiful crystalised ass she got on her!
Geoffrey: And look at those sugar coated titties!

Boutwood by hepibubble January 2, 2010

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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