Boutwood

To do a boutwood is to tell your friend's enemy about something your friend said about them - normally something sexual. As in 'about wood' ~ about penis.

Martha: I bet Tom is hung.
Jack: Haha, yeh! Go for him!

Jack: Hey, Tom, Martha is all up on your shit!

Martha: Oh, no! Tom just talked to me about his dick! Jack did a boutwood!

Boutwood by LadyAngsthase May 11, 2010

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Botwood Bay Fuck

Fucking a chick while only wearing rubber boots (or hip waders) while slapping her ass with a fishing rod/pole.

Originally from the small Newfoundland town of Botwood (pop: 3100 aprox.) this sexual phenomenon has spread like wild fire, and the clap. This is sure to get a rise out of your friend to the South and make sure the girl never calls you again.

She was pretty clingy all night
So what did you do?
Get this....so when I got her home and naked....you ready for this? I gave her the Botwood Bay Fuck!
NO WAY!!!
WAY!!!!

Botwood Bay Fuck by PeeDub709 December 10, 2011

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Boutwood

A person, usually a girl, who constantly shines and polishes the crystals that surround her bum. Sometimes also have nipples with a thick coating of white caster sugar.

Caz: God, that girl, is SUCH a Boutwood!
Emily: What? God, thats one beautiful crystalised ass she got on her!
Geoffrey: And look at those sugar coated titties!

Boutwood by hepibubble January 2, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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