blurp

when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once

my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3

by jmaster876 June 11, 2009

Blurp

When you burp and blow it away (usually in someone else's face) or blow as a kiss

Invented by Aoife Preston

Aoife: BURP (blows into Zara's face)
Zara: Ahhhhh Gurl don't you blurp me

by beckyandaife September 18, 2014

Blurp

When you put the balls in your mouth and burp.

My girl gave me a blurp last night and the vibrations were great.

by Soundwave369 September 16, 2018

Blurp

A Persian woman who bleaches her hair blonde. Often seen in combination with a nose job, heavy make-up, and eveningwear in the daytime. Can be spotted on the streets of Beverly Hills, zig-zaging in a Mercedes SUV with a cell phone pressed to her ear.

I've got a date with a Blurp tonight -- better bring an extra credit card.

by MaxSwell May 12, 2007

Blurping

That moment when you wake up, stand up, and a tidal wave of your fucking period blood gushes out of your vagina.

I blurping last night and woke up on the Japanese flag.

by caitasaurus95 June 21, 2011

Blurp Blurp

Used my the social group chavs in order to scrae people whilst having the possesions being stolen off them

Blurp Blurp gimmie your shit mush init

by talilacey14 July 11, 2008

Blurp

Verb. The act of burping then blowing it at someone.

"Eww! Don't Blurp at me!"

by CD901928374885993 January 7, 2010