blurps

The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.

Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.

Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.

Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!

by @KingTybo February 3, 2010

Blurp! Blurp! Blurp!

A word used to describe the extent of one's current excitement, frustration or extreme happiness. It was invented by AndPandy when she discovered the delight in calling her most amazing boy friend a fish. And deciding that "Blurp!" was the noise that fishies make. Hence, it became her own. :)
And is always used in a set of three.

OMFG!!!! Aaron, (The most amazing boy friend in the world owned by AndyPandy) is coming home in less than two weeks!!! Blurp! Blurp! Blurp!

by Andriea May 30, 2008

Blurp

A fat person who enjoys McDonald's

T-blurp hollins

by Swagg Based July 4, 2011

blurp

When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.

"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping

by Blurpen2000 March 26, 2007

blurp

To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.

He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.

by Jshrek62 May 16, 2011

BLURPING

A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.

She is blurping right now.

by FRANCESCAVARFALLMEEVA September 8, 2022

Blurp

Blurp means when you have slurped a drink and afterwords you have a burped it's a combination between the 2 words burp and slurp

OMG I just a blurp

by Gingerbreadlady_ February 2, 2017