Blumpkin

The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.

Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.

by Aditya, son of Kieron October 20, 2006

Blumpkin

Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.

Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"

by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009

Blumpkin

To take a shit, while being given head.

Blumpkin.

by lucy6505 September 8, 2008

Blumpkin

When a man is on the toilet and a woman sucks his penis.

I love me a blumpkin

by Musically Dabs February 7, 2017

Blumpkin

When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.

Blumpkin

by xAFx Parrott July 11, 2010

Blumpkin

While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.

"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"

by D Lee052708 May 21, 2009

Blumpkin

When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.

Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.

by Gun-it_G-unit August 30, 2008