Blumpk-out Share definition Flag Like a blumpkin only reversed. You beat off into a toilet while pooping onto a girls face. "Would you let Laura give you a blumpkin?" "Hell, I would even let her give me a blumpk-out!" Blumpk-out by Jesse Gross February 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Blumpk-out mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch