Blumphie 

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

Blumphie by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

bluephie 

When a girl is giving a blow job and then the guy ejaculates she blows it back in to his peehole giving him blue balls.

Krista bluephied Aaron last night and he had blue balls for an hour.

bluephie by Bluephie_Master June 28, 2009

blumpie 

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

blumpie by browntown September 19, 2005

blumpie 

receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

blumpie by jedi-one February 24, 2003

blumpie 

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

blumpie by Shep August 15, 2003

a blumpie 

invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night

a blumpie by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006

blumpkie 

Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.

Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.

blumpkie by Japo Jones October 31, 2006