2 definitions by folklore

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the act of recieving a blowjob whilst sat on the toilet having a dump...
hey mark...i got some good blumphy last night...she was well up for it
by folklore October 11, 2007

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lonely kid The child of the group that no one particulally likes or finds interesting. Always seems to be part of the group and is always trying to butt in as if to say " I'm here people, I matter too " but does not in fact add to the atmos ANYTHING of note and just bores everyone really. See also boring tit loner sad unfunny ignored
Ay'up here's that"vindabloo " , an utter
tit of a man. He never add's anything, we shall just tolerate the boring sad loner
by folklore August 05, 2008

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