Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet

Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster

Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

BlueWatered 

The act of failing to follow-through on the deployment of a very large and expensive supercomputer, potentially due to insufficient budgeting and technical review.

The term is a reference to IBM's withdrawal from the NSF/UIUC/NCSA contract to build the Blue Waters supercomputer due to the excessive cost of the final design relative to the contract value.

We better make sure that the machine we try to buy can actually be built for that price, otherwise we'll get BlueWatered.

BlueWatered by BigNerd February 20, 2014

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

blumpster by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Blue Peter 

Slang term for Blue Meth. Mainly used in England.

Steve: "You're smoking weed?"
Bob: "Chill out man, its not blue peter!"

Blue Peter by That one English guy... September 10, 2013

Blueterus

The female equivalent of blue balls.

I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.

Blueterus by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018

bluewatermelon 

Father of many children from unidentified mothers. has a support system of aunts to help him shirk his fatherly duties off on.

Papa Bluewatermelon is amazing

bluewatermelon by Time Devil October 31, 2020

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

Blumpsterbation by Khaytsus January 29, 2008