Blue Lizard

A new street drug that can be bought and sold easily causing a user to halucinate blue lizards. Users feel more comfortable with bags on their heads.

1. "Dude I just got high on some Blue Lizard!"

2. "Why the fuck are there blue lizards everywhere?"

3. "Why is there a bag on your head?"

"I'm high on Blue Lizard."

"Ohhhhhhhh..."

Blue Lizard by Dick9InchesLong April 14, 2010

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Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

Blue lizard by Lengiuni December 23, 2022

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Blue Lizard • Blue tongue lizard • blue • blue balls • blue anon • Blue Waffle • blue screen of death • blue cheese • blue falcon • blue eye

Blue tongue lizard

A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.

Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade

Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it

Blue tongue lizard by Who’s Scott green July 17, 2019

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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