Blue Cougar 

An Older Cougar, don't let the blue hair fool you, she can still bite. Not to mistaken for the regular cougar, there may be snow on the roof but a fire burns inside.

The blue cougar is taking her man candy to the country club. She want's to ride him hard and put him away wet.

Blue Cougar by Ticklemepits March 23, 2009

blue cougar 

when Pope Prep absolutely brutally pounds any other team by shoving the big E ROBB down the d-line so hard that it must result in a touchdown

kid a: did yall lose to jp2?
kid b: yeah they shoved blue cougar down our throat

blue cougar by applebeesbeaner74 September 2, 2021

True Blue Cougar 

This status is achieved when a couple kisses through the legs of the bronze statue of Chief Massasoit located on the west end of the Harold B. Lee Library on Brigham Young University Campus.

In order to obtain such status, the event must take place on any Tuesday and both individuals must be wearing blue (pants and footwear don't count).

Guy 1: Dude, we did it...

Guy 2: Seriously? With whats her face?

Guy 1: Yeah man, we kissed between the Indians legs last night... We're true blue Cougars baby!

True Blue Cougar by Cpt. Danger December 8, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012