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the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.

Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,

NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
by Sexy Otter January 12, 2004
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when polly wont finish off your cracker
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A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.
His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.
by jezebel July 07, 2005
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A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.
by Venompen September 09, 2009
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1. Slang - To be extremely excited about something soon to happen, and become denied right before the event.

2. Actual - To be aroused to the point of extreme erection, and be denied right before actual intercourse. Testicles become bruised and pain occurs; hence the name and color description: blue balls.
1. I've been craving some MGD beer, but when I got to the bar they gave the last one to some bitch. Damn... what a blue ball.
by Ly (Chubby Cow) February 12, 2004
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Handy smurf is the only smurf who never got blue ball.
by Dugi Wugi September 13, 2005
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The most excruciating pain you can experience while still having your balls intact. It happens when you've had an erection for a long time, but never achieved orgasm. If your cratch brushes the slightest bit against anything, it feels like they've been hit with a hammer.
She jerked me around for a few hours, but every time I was about to blow my load, she stopped. Now I've the worst blueballs ever.
by Pimpalicious March 24, 2005
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