2 definitions by Snopuppy
Generally a cringe inducing and annoying person. Someone who doesn't understand social ques, says inoppropriate things which can also be at an inappropriately loud volume. A person who seems to be under the impression everyone needs to hear their every thought, regardless of how appropriate it is to the situation.
Verb form; Sperging. (Sp-ER-g-ing)
*Note: This is completely separate from the condition known as "Aspergers Syndrome" which symptoms may mirror the same behavior.
Verb form; Sperging. (Sp-ER-g-ing)
*Note: This is completely separate from the condition known as "Aspergers Syndrome" which symptoms may mirror the same behavior.
At a funeral;
Cousin Tommy: (at a loud volume with grieving family within earshot) "Wow! Uncle Jimmies corps sure is pale. I wonder if they pumped him full of enough embalming fluid so he doesn't rot like in Game of Thrones and make everyone puke!"
You: "Dude... quit being such a sperg. Just sit down and shut up."
Cousin Tommy: (at a loud volume with grieving family within earshot) "Wow! Uncle Jimmies corps sure is pale. I wonder if they pumped him full of enough embalming fluid so he doesn't rot like in Game of Thrones and make everyone puke!"
You: "Dude... quit being such a sperg. Just sit down and shut up."
by Snopuppy March 24, 2023
Blue Balls is a painful outcome of being denied an orgasm despite constant arousal. Many believe Blue Balls can only happen if you are strictly cut off at point of ejaculation. This is untrue, Blue Balls can happen even if you have had no stimulus in the penis. This may be the cause of early onset Blue Balls but no study confirms that. Blue Balls can happen at any state of arousal as long as it is continuous.
Blue Balls can happen while you are out with a person who is sexually appealing. Though there is a lot of erotic stimulus (kissing, cuddling, groping, etc) there is no actual penile stimulus, Blue Balls will onset and stay until an ejaulation can occure.
E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."
"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"
E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."
"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"
by Snopuppy September 16, 2018