blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons

by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010

Blue Waffle

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.

That girl has a nasty blue waffle.

by anthony charmichel June 24, 2009

Blue Waffle

A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...

Facebook Chat:

Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...

by Heugh G. Reckshun March 22, 2010

Blue Waffle

A "waffle" is a slang term for "vagina." And a "Blue Waffle" is a slang term for a severe vaginal infection where the vagina actually becomes blue in color. Often confused with the food item blueberry waffles.

Don't you touch me you asshole!

Dang girl, why you so defensive? Got a blue waffle you hidin'?

by hahaisteppedonyourdick2 October 18, 2010

blue waffle

The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint

I watched my friend eat out his girlfriend while she had blue waffles.

by Travis Marcy March 5, 2010

Blue Waffle

The most disgusting thing you will ever see.

Google: Blue Waffle. Click: I'm feeling Lucky. But you'll be feeling real sick after doing so...

by litttlemissssy. April 2, 2010

Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

by MaDiSoN!! March 22, 2010