Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez

Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?

by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Humming blue dragon

Lighting a fart while receiving fellatio

As she went down on me, little did she know I had my lighter to perform the humming blue dragon.

by Aaron Schepherd May 21, 2023

blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 19, 2011

Chasing the blue dragon

To while away hours on end clicking whichever blue hyperlinks catch your idle fancy.

Variant of 'chasing the dragon'

I spent Sunday afternoon just chasing the blue dragon while my kids waited to go to the park.

by killingswine March 4, 2012

Blue Eyes White Dragon

Vodka, Beer, Blue Gatorade, Sprite

Best night of your life

I used my blue eyes white dragon to do +39 damage to my liver and +94 damage to some ho's pussy.

by bewd October 11, 2013

Blue Eyes White Dragon

the reason Kaiba can screw the rules, the Blue Eyes White Dragon is totally awesome.

"screw the rules, I have money!"
"blue eyes white dragon rocks, man."

by cobaniac45 February 4, 2009