A mans bitch ass excuse to get a girl to suck them off
“Bro she have me blue balls

“That doesn't exist” *slaps*
by Ashl300 November 14, 2021
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When your testicles feel like they are blue and in your stomach the way to cure is enjaculation
I had the worst blue balls but my hot auntie cured it with her tits
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The MSM doing everything they can to censor to protect the Democrat party...to the point where no one believes them and they become ineffective and ignored.
The media has Blue Balls when it comes to their effort to change the Cuomo narrative to #MeToo from nursing home deaths.
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When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue
I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls
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Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.
"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"
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Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.
Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
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The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.
Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!
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