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what married men don't get.
why does the bride smile walking down the aisle?
cause she knows she's given her last blowjob.
by Sebastien Benett March 05, 2008
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what you can do when your guy gets all hard b/c you've been making out with him but you don't want to have sex

make sure the doors locked

oh, and if you make him bite his lip hard enough that it bleeds, you should feel very special
I was going to have sex with him, but his parents were home, so I gave him a blowjob instead

a week later, there were still bite marks all over his lip & tounge
by hisbabygirl August 16, 2007
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When a girl goes down a guy and places her warm mouth and the guys cock. This is usually a VERY enjoyable session for the guy. Continues until the guy ultimately has an orgasm.
I got home last night from a horrible day at work. A sat down on the couch and switched to 'The Comedy Channel' and began to watch scrubs. My girlfriend was in the kitchen and she came over to see me. She asked me how it was and I complained. She than looked at me and smiled and kissed me. She than unbuttoned my shirt and kissed down my collar bone. Her tongue trailed down to just above my pubes. There she unbuckled my belt. My breath began to shorten as I ultimately waited for what is next. She pulled my pants off kissing me so passionaltly. My cock began to harden and curve up. Erect it wanted her. I was just wearing my boxer. Her hand began to slowly take them off to where I was naked on the couch with lines from the TV. Her placed her warm mouth on the tip of my dick and began to lick around. Her toungue swirled so fast. Her small hand was around the shaft of my cock. Massaging it gently. She than began to deep throat and hum. My dick was in heaven. I could feel the tip of my dick striking the back off her throat. She didn't gag. The rhythm of her mouth going up and down on my cock became unison. My dick was so hard. She began to go faster and faster. I could feel my balls tighten. I could feel the urge of cum. I held it back. Her ways were to strong. The feeling was to great. I finally began to cum. The wave of pleasure striking me so hard it felt to good. From there she swallowed.

It was the best blow job I had ever had.

I fucked her brains out later that night as my cum began to store up.
by I.just.love.it April 05, 2009
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a blowjob is wer u lick a guys cock until t is slippery and wet, then u swirl ur tongue around the head paying special attention to the little bit on the back, whilst swirling ur hand up and down the shaft, gettin faster harder and deeper.Then u take him deep into ur throat and as u cum up swirl around the head, whilst pulling gently and playing with his balls. whilst sucking always lick and contain eye contact.then go harder faster and deeper till he cums, and swallow with a smile. best blowjob ever!
fuck me what an amazing blowjob!
by ???...??? September 15, 2006
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to kiss down your mans chest to the elastic of his boxers..pull them down..start kissing along the length of his dingle whopper.. slowly start teasing the head of his hard cock with your tounge.. slowly start sucking the whole length of him.. with maybe the occasional lick to tease.. start going real fast..massaging his balls with your hands.. when you feel he's about to come stop and blow a rush of cold air around the tip and base of his dingle whopper.. start sucking again and using your tounge, play with his hole on the tip.. and finally of course when he explodes, you gotta swallow.
mate1: what did you and Sally get up to last night?
mate2: she gave me the blowjob of my life!
by ilovecallum:o May 22, 2009
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"I could really go for a blow job right about now."
by Carl J. Maltese April 15, 2007
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When a woman (or man) sucks on another guys dick until he reaches orgasm. This causes much pleasure for the man and woman. It is the best form of oral sex that there is.
I sat down on my knees and approched his penis, I gave him a hard look and then started sucking. Up and down, up and down, he finally reach orgasm, the cum that came was unbelievable. He smiled then he continued to cum. "Issie, that was the best blowjob I have ever gotten", "Really glad you think so cuz theres more coming right back at you." I then kept on suck, my hands rubbed up and down his smooth penis, the tip was wet from my saliva, everything was perfect except for one thing..."Lets go all the way 4th base" Alex said. After that we were off, i could feel him thrusting his penis into my vagina and i immeditly started orgasm, "fuck, ya, oooohhhh ya baby, ooohhhh, fuck ya, oh shit ya..." I was in sex heaven, and it all started with a kiss...
by someonefromsomwhere July 31, 2008
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