blossom

When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.

"Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest."

by Slap-nut March 4, 2007

Blossomer

A person, (usually female), who was once ugly before puberty, but finally became attractive after puberty, and are aware of it. They will flaunt their attractiveness and assume everyone loves them when in reality they are hated by all.

Jenny is such a blossomer, just because shes finally hot doesn't mean she can rub it in our face!

by jogape August 19, 2013

blossom

head; felletio

"I need some blossom"

by Mo April 8, 2004

Whore Blossom

A dark red pimple that won’t come to a head on the cheek area of your face.

1. Is that a pimple on your face?
2. No it’s a whore blossom, because I can’t pop it.

by sarsfieldk May 20, 2014

cheryl blossom

THE most ICONIC and LEGENDARY character to ever grace screens. She deserves a hug bc the writers did her dirty

"Cheryl Blossom's going to have some serious back issues when she's older."
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"

by cauliflowerpizzacrust January 10, 2020

blossom amor

1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.

2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.

My relationship is turning in a blossom amor because partner do not want to do anything.

by LightUpTheRoom March 1, 2016

Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

by Maxi G March 10, 2010