blossom is a beautiful, kind, sweet, smart, caring, and hilarious person. she’ll do anything to make you laugh. she has a humor that can come off as offensive, but isn’t meant to be. she’s undeniably beautiful. she’s athletic, and will stick with you no matter what. she’s so lit, and so fun to hang around. anytime you’re with her, you’ll always have the greatest time of your life. she has the funniest laugh, and is great at roasting. she’s a lit dancer, and she has the most gorgeous body, like it’s seriously goals. she’s a tall and beautiful bih! okurrrrrt! you can always trust her, and she’ll always be my best friend forever. if you dare hurt her, your going to hurt me too, so that we can be hurt together! don’t mess with her, because she’s a queen, and always will be, so there’s nothing you can do about that. teehee! try again sweetie. ahahah! i love her so much it’s not even explainable!
we love our bestfriend blossom!!
by grandmalover96 July 26, 2018
As explained by the world's foremost perversion afficianado, John Waters, in the director's commentary for "A Dirty Shame", blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.
by Curtii August 21, 2005
1. Leader of the Powerpuff Girls.
2. A flower.
3. A TV sitcom about the teenage redhead who has problem with her life. Lizzie McGuire stole the ideas from Blossom.
2. A flower.
3. A TV sitcom about the teenage redhead who has problem with her life. Lizzie McGuire stole the ideas from Blossom.
1. Hello. Blossom here!
2. The flower blossoms in spring.
3. That TV show, Blossom, was a very dumb show! Switch the channel, dawg!
2. The flower blossoms in spring.
3. That TV show, Blossom, was a very dumb show! Switch the channel, dawg!
by ChoujinkiMetalder April 17, 2005
blos·som·ing
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."
by Sundog_ August 7, 2014
When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.
I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.
by Incogni December 16, 2020
Originally a slang word first known in gay groups and fetish circles from the act of using the penis pump on the anus until the rectum, or other bodily organs are turned inside out to become revealed known as the "blossom." The origin of the word came from a gay fanzine in the early nineties of the same title called, "Blossom" published in Philadelphia. The fanzine specialized in amateur photographs sent in by male readers of their blossoms. The fanzine later changed their name and became more well-known in gay circles as "Pump It Up." More recently, gay fisting groups have adopted this word to describe the same action but in the form of extreme fisting.
1. A man used a penis pump on his anus to reveal a huge blossom.
2. His blossom was extremely pink and large in size.
2. His blossom was extremely pink and large in size.
by calvinalexander January 15, 2007
1. Ever since Johnny got double fisted his blossoms are huge.
2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.
2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.
by Babs Johnson August 6, 2005