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6.
An exclamation made while belching
Person 1: *Blorp*

Person 2: "Good one."
by sam May 04, 2004
 
1.
Random garble made up by a random person. It is used to express boredom.
So-and-so says:
Blorp.
by Cameron April 14, 2004
 
2.
The sound made by a marble falling into a glass of milk.
He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*
by iGeek July 22, 2009
 
3.
The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.
Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.
by cybik November 18, 2011
 
4.
First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.
Consider the following dialogue:

Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"

*Blorp*

Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"
by baby jane December 23, 2007
 
5.
The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.
My cat blorped on the carpet! Cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, BLORP!
by FWCO March 10, 2008
 
7.
An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.
I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!
by X_L_R_X June 13, 2008