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8.
The greeting noise a cat makes, either due to pleasure or merely surprise
My cat just blorped a greeting at me
by PurpleKitten June 12, 2004
 
9.
An ambiguous, potentially hostile, sex act.
Just because I blorped a bunch of dudes don't make me gay, mama.
by Steve Blichtenberg May 01, 2006