The greeting noise a cat makes, either due to pleasure or merely surprise
My cat just blorped a greeting at me
by PurpleKitten June 12, 2004
An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.
I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!
by X_L_R_X June 13, 2008
An ambiguous, potentially hostile, sex act.
Just because I blorped a bunch of dudes don't make me gay, mama.
by Steve Blichtenberg May 01, 2006