A colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. Commonly used in the UK. Also: blimming.
by careyy March 7, 2009
when some one sings a song but totaly doesnt get the meaning of it just like the song in bloom by nirvana talks about
by Ran Sero April 23, 2008
When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.
Man, I think I got Bloomed this afternoon, but I'm pretty sure I'd be committing fraud if I went through with it. This assignment really Bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!
by GettinBloomed May 7, 2013
Johnny: Dude, Fortnite has like, so much bloom man, it’s crazy
Ben: what are you, five? Stop complaining dude
Ben: what are you, five? Stop complaining dude
by Cuck&Suck June 18, 2018
by mideiclear January 2, 2019
Bloom is usually associated with flowers. As when flowers bloom from a seed thye turn into a flower. Bloom can be also be a girl. Peopel with the name Bloom are very delicate and petty. And when thye mad than u better get ready cuase she well curse ur ass out.
by My ass whore May 22, 2019
The miraculous act claimed by some where an infintesimally small penis gets alot bigger when erect. Almost always a lie-- they usually just have a small penis.
Upon being pantsed, everyone laughed at Brandon's small wiener. He claimed it really bloomed. I for one doubted it!
by Mr. Flint October 4, 2006