bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 6, 2007

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Late Bloomer

a teenager of ages 16-18 who is still in the early phases of Puberty

Jimmy is such a Late Bloomer!!

by idkwtfboomcakes July 18, 2008

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crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

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bloomer pudding

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

by The Bastard February 21, 2004

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Late Bloomer

referred to someone who develops a skill later than usual. usually referred to a player who signs a contract in his early twenties in association football.

he is not playing that well in his teens', maybe he is a late bloomer.

by khurn October 12, 2012

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