bloob

the best word; if said randomly, it will immediately make everyone laugh

luke: hey sam!
sam: oh hey luke! wus poppi-
luke: bloob
*laughter commences*

by ChiefVuforia January 13, 2021

Bloob

Large saggy side hanging breasts

That chick has some bloobs.

by Duffy dakat May 7, 2021

Bloob

Someone who is annoying you/makes you want to die in that current moment but u still love them

You are such a bloob!!

by Yummy423 February 10, 2020

Bloob

It’s a candy with marijuana. Said in Orange is the new black season 7 episode 5 about 44 min!

“Bloob”. That’s a silly word.

by Macbra October 2, 2019

Bloob

An insult, combination of a blowfish and a boob.

Get a load of this bloob.

by SingingWSherlock March 19, 2018

Bloob

A mixture of menstrual blood and sexual lubricant..

We had to get a shower three different times today to wash the bloob off of us. Round three was a winner...

by Mandamind December 7, 2020

Bloob

The result of mixing semen and hot water, which causes the semen to become extremely thick, rubbery, and blob-like. The most common places one can see this phenomena is at bath houses, pools with hot tubs, and fraternity house showers.

Erica was shocked to see a bloob swimming by while she sat in the hot tub.

by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019