1. an extremely amazing girl who brightens anyone's day.
2. a girl who could give any guy a blow job.
3. a bargain shopper who looks fabulous
4. a zany comeback that leaves everyone laughing
5. a girl who never wears pants
2. a girl who could give any guy a blow job.
3. a bargain shopper who looks fabulous
4. a zany comeback that leaves everyone laughing
5. a girl who never wears pants
"that blodgett girl just told me my necklace was cute, i'm not gonna kill myself"
"today? i'm booked up until 11"
"Did you see blodgett's scarf? she got it for a buck!"
"mo money mo bitches."
"Blodgett, the last time you wore pants was ....holyfuck... is it breezy?"
"today? i'm booked up until 11"
"Did you see blodgett's scarf? she got it for a buck!"
"mo money mo bitches."
"Blodgett, the last time you wore pants was ....holyfuck... is it breezy?"
by her best friend March 16, 2008
Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.
That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.
Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.
Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.
by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010
That guy was a real Blodgett!
Blodgettism is a condition a person can get from crushing cans.
We have many Blodgetts popping up in town.
I gave her the blodgett last night!
Blodgettism is a condition a person can get from crushing cans.
We have many Blodgetts popping up in town.
I gave her the blodgett last night!
by ricky rocket September 23, 2010
by Ender527 February 18, 2011
When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.
The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.
by jewballs4ev February 9, 2011
by yaaaaaaassss January 31, 2018