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1.
Of being high or wasted to the extreme.
Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
by holl March 19, 2003
 
2.
Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency
God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker
by mei0023 April 06, 2005
 
3.
An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.
"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."
by Drew M. January 29, 2006
 
4.
totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.
Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.
by grey kim December 24, 2005
 
5.
so high you cant even see straight!
Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!
by tra ketcham April 02, 2007
 
6.
To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.
Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.
by Hanging low 25 September 04, 2011
 
7.
Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.
"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"
by Sting0592 October 11, 2009