One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)
"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"
by sarahfara53 July 28, 2009
New York Yankee fans that sit in the bleachers of the stadium. Usually to start the game they yell each players name in the infield and outfield. The tickets are much cheaper than the average ticket in Yankee Stadium.
by yanks34 March 19, 2010
by R-Mell Green March 10, 2008
Mean's the same as "ass licker" or "brown noser".
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"
Hi boss let me do that for you!.............and that............and that..........and that!
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher
by Chris penticost June 15, 2008
A derivative of the term Upper Decker, "Under the Bleachers" is somewhat less secretive and much more difficult to pull off. It is the act of taking a poop behind the toilet, under the water tank. Meant to be hidden from view while creating a terrible smell to create the illusion that the toilet could use a serious cleaning.
The dinner party was atrocious, so I took an under to bleachers in their guest bathroom.
I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.
I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.
by ZedSpot May 30, 2010
When someone is gone sick from school often/for a long period of time, and you don't know what happened to them. Under the bleachers means it is possible that they have bird flu, are in a spinal halo, and are taped under the high school football bleachers. You just don't know.
"Where's Johnny today? He was supposed to give me his phone number."
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"
by Betty Stardust November 10, 2005
A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.
Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck
Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan
Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you
Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck
Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan
Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you
by Ya Girl Lizard July 17, 2017