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"Bleach" is a slang word used to describe something "Cool" or "Awesome".
Oh my god that is SOO friggin bleach!
that car is bleach!!
Oh she is slammin! Yeah totally BLEACH!!!
by Ffiown01 April 29, 2010
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To bleach someone is to videotape them drowning to death in a glass cage, soak their dead body in a bathtub of bleach (hence the name), and then proceed to lay the body on a table, and suspend ones self above the table via hooks in the skin on ones back. At this stage one would masturbate onto the dead body while watching the videotape of them drowning.

This term is based on the way Carl Rudolph Stargher kills his victims in the psychological thriller film "The Cell" released in 2000.

The term is most commonly used in a humourous context.
1. Stop talking about my sister or I'll bleach you, cunt!

2. That girl is asking for a bleaching.
by muso1991 April 19, 2008
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Rook out! We have a bleach!
by Cobaltmotari July 23, 2010
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Dragon Ball Z with swords, and Yu Yu Hakusho with teddy bears.
Friend: "You wanna watch Bleach or Yu Yu Hakusho?"
Other Friend: "What's the difference?"
by drummerjrw April 08, 2010
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Noun) A delicious and tasty beverage! After you drink it, you get to go to a shiny place with nice people! ...which is probably the opposite of where I'm going for writing this.
Steve: What happened?
God: You saw an article on UrbanDictionary.com didn't you?
Steve: How'd you know?
God: (Points to a large group of like-minded idiots named Steve)

This is where you laugh. And upvote. And where you DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!

See you and You Fucking Idiot!
by Mr. Pancy Fants September 16, 2016
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I went to the laundry room and got the bleach
by Ellie_VanDyke March 23, 2017
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It's simply the solution to all problems.
People drinks alcohol to forget about problems. If you want a permanent solution to all your problems, all you have to do is take a cup of bleach and it will all go away painless.
It is the cure everyone has been looking for.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A cup of bleach a day keeps all the problems away.
by Ignore_My_Name June 11, 2017
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