Definitions by red

cakes 

A term use to descrice a female with nice butt cheeks

"Yo, Nigga Shonda got cakes"

cakes by Red May 13, 2005

tits magee 

Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.

Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).

tits magee by Red May 13, 2005

ass blaster 

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

ass blaster by red April 16, 2005

Hillbilly Hoist 

A block and tackle mounted on a makeshift tripod, usually used outdoors to lift an engine out of a car.

Well, you can have it, but you'll probably need a hillbilly hoist to lift it into the bed of your truck.

Hillbilly Hoist by Red March 29, 2005

hung 

In Basketball when a player attempts to dunk the ball only to hit the front of the rim and embaress themself. spinetingler

"In the game last night shawn tried to dunk on a fast break and got hung"

hung by Red March 1, 2005

IBOFS

Acronym: International Brotherhood of Fifth Squad.

There goes those IBOFS guys talking their crypto-homo banter.

IBOFS by Red February 16, 2005

Bill Clinton 

President who likes the BJ's. So what. I don't know about you, but I like my president to be nice and relaxed.

Bill Clinton likes to have relations with people better looking than his wife. Oh no.

Bill Clinton by Red January 29, 2005