Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal October 21, 2015
(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
by pipesmcgavin June 18, 2010
Oh fuck I blarped
by PoopyHeadPoopypee March 27, 2022
by coxroxnja February 12, 2011
a word some old friends use to use during odd silence.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
by Cryo March 29, 2004
The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.
on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.
by EnigmaticOnomatopoeia March 6, 2023