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Want to go smoke a blanton?
Blanton by mwhaa October 16, 2008
A man with DNA almost exactly the same as the O'Leary clan but Blantons have an infatuation with the Durbin clan
Acting like a Blanton again.
Blanton by Coldkickinit May 19, 2022
That Blanton is a darn tootin red neck if I do say so myself
Blanton by The eleventh warped March 16, 2019
a bdsm term for when you want a candle filled with melted candle wax shoved into your ear.
oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!
blanton by daky182 May 18, 2011

Blanton’s 

A type of straight Kentucky bourbon distilled by the Buffalo Trace Distillery which is highly sought after. That’s good as fucc.

A type of bourbon that comes in a fat grenade looking bottle. Once you finish that shit you can toss that bottle at an object and it will explode like a grenade.

A type of rare bourbon that makes rich snobs and connoisseur act like assholes in line at the store when you are trying to buy it .
Man bro all dems Blanton’s are sold out everywhere .

Hey bro let me gets a shot of dat Blantons
Blanton’s by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021

Mikayla Blanton

Mikayla is an awesome person. She loves to get drunk and flirt with men on tinder. She also has an arsenal of sex toys in which she uses 8 days out of the week.
Mikayla Blanton by Panchoslim August 5, 2021