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" A complete asshole in every way possible, has the typicality to rage over dumb shit, and needs to confront Chuck Norris and get a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw. Basically he's the biggest bitchass you'll meet on this planet, and needs to chill the fuck out until shit gets real...Ultimately the most smartass motherfucker that someone needs to stab 10 times in the torso...
' Ew, look at that guy, he's so branton"
"Oh my god, my boyfriend was being such a branton today"
"I hate my life, life is such a branton!"
by Gibberish George April 30, 2014
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