The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week
Steven: so u get laid last night?
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.
by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 2, 2008
Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.
I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.
This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.
I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.
This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.
by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009
by Faster Redhead October 31, 2017
by Darkling Penguin February 16, 2008
A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.
(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob
bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull
(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob
bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull
by X13 November 13, 2006
When a face is drawn on the index finger and thumb and the motion resembles the opening and closing of a mouth and creates the appearance of a hand-face giving a blowjob.
by JJ_McJ May 9, 2008
it's when someone says "I love giving blowjobs"... your hopes are high and then it begins, with a hand at first, a bit of mouth in the middle and then when you're about to cum they pull away like its corrosive acid and finish you off by hand this is a "Blandjob"
by Mr.unfortunate June 25, 2023