Blakeporter 

Slang for park rangers, common in the upper Midwestern United States. Usually reserved for inexperienced men who compensate for their inexperience by being very passive aggressive and rude. Tend to be firmly "by-the-book" and distribute fines like candy. Will not listen to reason, and are impervious to appeals to common sense.

Originated to refer specifically to aforementioned park rangers, also can be used to refer to any male who is passive aggressive and a total asshole.

Ranger Blakeporter: "Sir, I've noticed that you're in a no swimming zone. I'm going to have to fine you for that."

Man: "I'm not even in the water!"

Ranger Blakeporter: "I understand that, but to be fair, I have to give you a citation."

Blakeporter by Altuna July 21, 2010

Blakeporter 

Refers to a park ranger, specifically to the tendency of park rangers to be abrasive, passive aggressive, and full of shame at their inability to have a meaningful impact on the world that does not include darkening a sunny afternoon. It should be noted that someone who is a blakeporter does not have feelings. They simulate emotions as a defense mechanism. They often live with the lifelong feeling that their mothers wanted to abort them. They often talk to real human beings in the futile attempt to establish relationships. (derived from the location of swimming areas in many state parks)

Person one: That park ranger gave me a ticket for swimming in an unauthorized area of the park!

Person two: Don't worry. At least you don't have to live the rest of your life as a blakeporter.

Person one: Ha! Ha! What an asshole!

Blakeporter by MCDCN July 19, 2010

blakehole

A vacuous pit into which all surrounding conversation is drawn into, never to be heard again.

I wish that blakehole hadn't sat right in between us. It was just so awkward!

That air vent is such a blakehole. I can't even hear myself think!

blakehole by part-of-the-mod March 23, 2008

joe blakemore

somebody who enjoys whipping pampers down

he whipped down them pampers like they were pampers on a pampers what a joe blakemore

joe blakemore by JRB media August 9, 2017

blakeworth 

It's the ship name between Vincent Edgeworth and Victor Blake, from the game "Vincent: The Secret of Myers" They started being only roommates at university, and ended up living togheter with 3 cats in a mansion. That's pretty gay, isn't it?

"Blakeworth makes me insane"

blakeworth by Definitely not lechu November 23, 2023

ava blakemore 

ava blakemore is a fig. she is a fig a fag. she is a figgy faggy slaggy baggy bae. she is a faggot u saggot. ur a twiggy basket. get the casket. why u gotta die? u pie are u high u pie? u weed smoker. ben is a hoe

ava blakemore you are fig

ava blakemore by ava blakemore May 8, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019