blakehole

A vacuous pit into which all surrounding conversation is drawn into, never to be heard again.

I wish that blakehole hadn't sat right in between us. It was just so awkward!

That air vent is such a blakehole. I can't even hear myself think!

blakehole by part-of-the-mod March 23, 2008

Blackhole sun 

Soundgarden's best known song. Also, the best "Fuck the world" song ever written.

Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just dissapear
Blackhole sun won't you come and wash away the rain.

Blackhole sun by Wtf donut August 6, 2009

youtube blackhole 

where you go to youtube expecting to watch the video you went there for, but you then proceed to get lured into clicking on video after video from that damn "related video" side bar until you are fully hypnotized by youtube. and before you know it, hours have past and you sit there saying to yourself "how the hell did I go from watching puppies to chicks kicking hobos in the balls?"

Bob; yo dude why didnt you text me back last night?
Me; Sorry bro, i got sucked into a youtube blackhole and before i knew it, it was 4am.

youtube blackhole by yungbl00d January 30, 2014

Blakeley

One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She is a good influence to others, and has a wonderful personality that others would kill for. She's very trustworthy and is good with advise. Others seek upon her for help with their lives. Guys want her, but some know they cant have her. She lives to please people and make her life the best it possibly can be. You will fall in love with her when you stumble upon her.

Blakeley is one of the finest people on earth, and i wish to meet her.

Blakeley by Swimmymcfisher August 17, 2018

Bokeholeyoh 

Sexual act involving a circulatory exchange of feces and vomit. A "Sender" defecates into the mouth of their partner ( known as the "Receiver") causing involuntary regurgitation of feces / stomach contents back into the rectum of the "Sender". From the Lowland Scots / Hiberno English word "Boke" meaning to retch or actually throw up.

"Dave "The Dreamer" was kicked out of the local renaissance fair after he was caught playing Bokeholeyoh with a midget in one of the bathroom tents. What's worse than that is, I heard he was the receiver"

Bokeholeyoh by Derek Don Quix June 10, 2009

BlakeYolo 

A type of guy who photoshops his face so that way he can hide his insecurity and lack of confidence issues.

Girl 1: That guy is hot, who is he?

Girl 2: That's a BlakeYolo.

BlakeYolo by YogeshMeena December 29, 2021

bluehole 

A person wearing a Bluetooth earpiece whose aura of self-importance demands all of your time and attention, yet will ignore you completely to answer an incoming call; a person resembling a Borg drone due to wearing a bulky, asinine-looking Bluetooth earpiece, except Borg drones are more creative and interesting

The bluehole stood in the aisle tapping his foot; as soon as I arrived to wait on him he ignored me to take a call.

bluehole by Niggardly Eisenhower October 2, 2006