Blackin' Off

The act of jacking off while blacked out. Typically results in mortifying embarrassment the following morning.

Pat: Mitch, I know I was drunk last night, but were you beating it on the living room couch last night when I walked in?

Mitch: Wish I remembered bro, I have the bad habbit of Blackin' Off when I drink too much.

Blackin' Off by centrebro November 28, 2011

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blacking off

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember

I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off

blacking off by State O State December 9, 2008

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blacking off

A white or caucasian person trying to act black

Hey did you see Jimmy? He is wearing some baggy pants, a flat brim hat, and some huge diamond earrings. Yeah I saw him, he was totally blacking off!

blacking off by stokley17 January 26, 2010

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Blacking Off

Blacking Off is a form of autoeroticism in which a black person sexually stimulates their own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Stimulation may involve the use of hands, everyday objects, sex toys, or more rarely, the mouth (autofellatio and autocunnilingus). Blacking Off may also be performed with another black sex partner, either blacking off together or watching the other black partner Black Off, known as "Mutual Blacksturbation".

A job? Nah fam, I bet that Nigga be Blacking Off.

Blacking Off by Bobblesworth Von Spankleton November 12, 2025

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Albe Backinoff

Famous Russian mountain climber best known for retreating from every hard climb he ever attempted.

I'm feeling like this climb is a like above my head, don't think I can do this, I think Albe Backinoff.

Albe Backinoff by oh_sharpie January 12, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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