Blabberwocky 

A loquacious drunk prone to telling long nonsensical stories while gesticulating furiously.

Last night I saw a blabberwocky get ejected from the bar for knocking over a servers tray of drinks while trying to tell a story about flyfishing.

Blabberwocky by DennyRipmaster May 7, 2009

blabberjockey 

Someone you would tell a secret or rumor to if you wanted it to be spread around. An individual who tells everything he or she knows to everyone. A blabber mouth gossip who is compelled to tell all without discretion or consideration for any ramifications.

I told her my feet hurt. Now everyone is giving me home-remedies for gout. She's quite the blabberjockey.

blabberjockey by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

Blabberwonking 

Hanging your balls in another mans mouth

"Ay man, that nigga from last night, whipped his dick out and started blabberwonking me! Man, that shit was nasty!"

Blabberwonking by swagdaddyswagking101 September 8, 2014