bitchnap

(noun) : a brief period of sleep that helps to remedy a cranky or bitchy mood, especially during the day

(intransitive verb) : to sleep briefly when one is in a bad mood

(noun): My cranky wife needs a bitchnap.

(intransitive verb): I'm going to bitchnap so that I'm not in such a bad mood when I wake up.

by vinnylove October 24, 2010

Bitchnapped

When a grown ass women is abducted. Disappeares with out a trace and is never heard from again, or is eventually found but has suffered so much abuse she is catatonic!

Tom "Has anyone seen Jessica lately?"
Heather " naw home girl got bitchnapped last week!"

by Patsy January 16, 2017

bitchnap

to kidnap a person you really hate and has bitch like qualities and is not kid like in any way, making kidnap unusable
Past tense: Bitchnapped

Tom-"Tonight, we're gonna bitchnap that freaking slore(slut whore)."
Tim- "Why?"
Tom- "Because she gave you a B."
Tim- "Oh yeah... Fuck that slore!!"

by DatGuyWhoThrowsFruit@Walls April 28, 2011