A person who derives sexual pleasure from covering him- or herself in fresh placenta while having intercourse with a woman immediately after she has given birth.
Sane person #1: Did you hear that guy on Fox News who kept insisting Obama was born in Kenya?
Sane person #2: Don't listen to him. He's a birther. Those people are into some really sick stuff.
by builtingirl August 04, 2009
A natural-born citizen who, by coincidence, happens to be a natural-born racist, natural-born moron, and a natural-born asshole.
Randy: Hey, Billy-Bob, did you know Barrack Obama is not eligible to be President?

Billy-Bob: Yeah sure do... so when you and yer sister gettin married?

Randy: Soon as my pa's done with her. He's a birther.
by Stonysam April 28, 2011
Birthers are criminally insane, low-IQ conservative religious fanatic, wide stanced, knuckle dragging morons who believe that Obama's parents knew he would be president when he was born and had a fake birth certificate made up indicating he was born in the U.S.
Glug...glug...yuk...yep, i reckon that filthy neeger was born in Kenya and his salt and pepper folks knew he was da anti-christ way ahead of time. Hey! Who are ya callin' birthers?
by Running out of patience October 06, 2009
A knuckle dragging gutter culture warrior related to tea bagging citizens who don't want to pay taxes because they don't support our troops.

"Obama's parents were so smart they planned 50 years ago to have a baby on foreign land and get him elected into the White House so he can raise taxes to pay for our troops. It's true I am a tea bagging birther"
What were those tea bagging protesters complaining about again? Ohh yay they refuse to accept a black man as president and now have resorted to saying Obama can not be president cause he is an illegal alien. Sounds crazy? No I am just a tea bagging "birther."
by rbeats July 30, 2009
A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.
Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.
by billthecat July 28, 2009
A derogatory slang term for hetereosexuals and heterosexual couples. Primarily used within the male homosexual community in the 1980s and early 1990s and, to a lesser extent, by fervent pro-population control advocates who deliberately choose not to have children.

This definition has been eclipsed by the contemporary use of the term "birther" to describe those who question President Obama's citizenship/eligibility to be President. However, it now has a double entendre "inside joke" aspect to it when used by gays (and to a lesser extent, lesbians) in reference to conservative "birther" (anti-Obama) activists.

As acceptance of homosexuality has become more mainstream since the 1990s, this derogatory term for straights/straight-couples has fallen out of use in all but the most hard-core gay circles.
The birthers who passed Proposition 8 in California are all conservative religious fundamentalists who need to keep their Bible out of politics.

China's "one-child" policy is the only way to keep those birthers from destroying Gaia (Mother Earth).
by SmurfberryDreams January 09, 2011
Someone who has given birth.

Your Birther would be your mother.

Has nothing to do with Barrack Obama; yet is still used in that context.
Guy 1:Wild party last night
Guy 2:Oh hell yeah
Guy1: My birther's gonna be pissed though.
Guy 3: Shit man, That sucks.
by Sha-Boom August 12, 2009

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