the splattering and projecting of one man's fecies all over your family's toilet (including underneath the lid). It is an utterly disgusting scene and no human or animal is safe around this biohazard.
"He really came over our house and birddogged our second floor family toilet?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'