Binobis
Binobis by Shouta-Kun March 17, 2022
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Binobis
A person whom's infinite stupidity knows no bounds, making them such morons that they can not even follow the basics and examples set by others.
Did you just call him a binobis? Calling someone such an awful word, even as a joke makes you one yourself. Leave us alone, you binobis!
Binobis by Lucoa-Chan March 18, 2022
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A soldier never walks alone; a soldier always has at least one other with him. Together, they form the 2-man-team, the buddy-team, and in the rarest cases, they go further to form the binom.
A term coined in the army, "binom" describes the smallest unit in military unit structure, always consisting of only two - hence the name. Together, they are capable of anything and never vulnerable. Lying in their foxhole, observing, fighting, guarding; the binom takes turns; one rests, one wakes.
Thus, in combat, in peril, in life - the binom assigned to you or chosen by you will always be your one last hope, the one person you can always count on, you can always trust in. Your best friend, your life insurance, the platonic love of your life.
Names become irrelevant. He calls you binom, because you are his; you call him binom, because he is yours; together you form the binom.
You are his subordinate, at the same time his superior, you must follow his orders same as he must follow yours. Without hesitation, without question. You both know the binom would never take advantage. Long after your army service ends, the bond to the binom and his presence in your life will still persist, forever present. A finer friend than the one you suffered with, lying in the mud, running through the blizzard, wet to the bones you will never have.
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A term coined in the army, "binom" describes the smallest unit in military unit structure, always consisting of only two - hence the name. Together, they are capable of anything and never vulnerable. Lying in their foxhole, observing, fighting, guarding; the binom takes turns; one rests, one wakes.
Thus, in combat, in peril, in life - the binom assigned to you or chosen by you will always be your one last hope, the one person you can always count on, you can always trust in. Your best friend, your life insurance, the platonic love of your life.
Names become irrelevant. He calls you binom, because you are his; you call him binom, because he is yours; together you form the binom.
You are his subordinate, at the same time his superior, you must follow his orders same as he must follow yours. Without hesitation, without question. You both know the binom would never take advantage. Long after your army service ends, the bond to the binom and his presence in your life will still persist, forever present. A finer friend than the one you suffered with, lying in the mud, running through the blizzard, wet to the bones you will never have.
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Girlfriend: "So who is this binom you speak of so often?"
You: "He's been my best pal for years."
Girlfriend: "So why not just call him best friend or bro? And why do you guys always call each other "binom"?"
You: "You would never understand."
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You: "Binom, book the next flight here right now, no time to explain!"
Him: "Yes."
You: "He's been my best pal for years."
Girlfriend: "So why not just call him best friend or bro? And why do you guys always call each other "binom"?"
You: "You would never understand."
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You: "Binom, book the next flight here right now, no time to explain!"
Him: "Yes."
Biomistry
A subject taken by the benefit bunch who rarely attend school and believe they are well smart. Those who do biomistry also tend to do subjects such as histography, welfare studies and spary-tan-ology
Originally created by lower class traveller bitch Vicki Pollard played by Matt Lucas from little Britain who went to school once and said it was alright.
Originally created by lower class traveller bitch Vicki Pollard played by Matt Lucas from little Britain who went to school once and said it was alright.
Vicki:
I done math or something or nothing, histography, biomistry, and what's that language where they're all talking some weird language and that and you can't really understand it.
Councillor:
French?
Vicky:
No, English.
I done math or something or nothing, histography, biomistry, and what's that language where they're all talking some weird language and that and you can't really understand it.
Councillor:
French?
Vicky:
No, English.
Binopiroface
1. Short For Big Nose Pimple Rock Face
2. Newly discovered chemical
3. A pokemon that has 3 attacks, squeezing its pimple and shooting its pus, pretending to be jacked, and speaking fail chinese
2. Newly discovered chemical
3. A pokemon that has 3 attacks, squeezing its pimple and shooting its pus, pretending to be jacked, and speaking fail chinese
David Huang is a binopiroface
Binopiroface by LincecumOswaltJimenezHalladay June 3, 2010
Binometer
Measures the maximum amount of time an individual can spend grooming and preening in a public restroom before arousing suspicion
Man, Dinino blew the top off the binometer! He must have spent 20 minutes feathering his hair in the restroom today.
Binometer by Furry Trout December 15, 2009
Biomimictarian
An advocate of the political ideology whose blueprint for governing is the imitation of the models, systems, and elements of nature for the purpose of solving complex human problems.
The biomimictarian mentioned that if you want to take in immigrants whilst you have welfare state; you should take mithridatism into account, to preclude the welfare state from becoming overwhelmed; yet if you fight shy of a welfare state you may be able to take advantage of an open borders policy and ergo explode your GDP.
Biomimictarian by MoribundMurdoch June 14, 2018