A creature that seems to think that the entire universe is a black and white, and that facts are the devil. Often seen propping up strawman arguments and throwing off his guests with elaborate shows of stupidity.
"The tides go in, and the tides go out, never a miscommunication." - Bill O'reilly
"How did you get this job again?"-Guest
"How did you get this job again?"-Guest
by waterboy72 March 28, 2011
A middle aged conservative white male who like all middle aged conservative white males drone on and on and on about "morality" and "God".
Like all middle aged ocnservative white males, he also cheats on his wife and obviously has no respect for the impact it would have on his children
by jon April 2, 2005
Irritating host of "The O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News.
Calls himself "traditional" and takes conservative, stances on most issues and is generally arrogant and ignorant. Sticks up for the rights of children (his only redeeming quality) and pretends to stick up for women, but, for the most part, is an angry, crusading idiot who goes on and on about "morality" despite his infamous phone sex incident and uses annoying catchphrases, such as "secular progressive" (SP's) and "sanctuary city", to pound ideas into the heads of his viewers and alienate those who oppose him.
Calls himself "traditional" and takes conservative, stances on most issues and is generally arrogant and ignorant. Sticks up for the rights of children (his only redeeming quality) and pretends to stick up for women, but, for the most part, is an angry, crusading idiot who goes on and on about "morality" despite his infamous phone sex incident and uses annoying catchphrases, such as "secular progressive" (SP's) and "sanctuary city", to pound ideas into the heads of his viewers and alienate those who oppose him.
Bill O'Reilly constantly whines about Christianity being under attack in America, yet freedom of religion is guaranteed in the 1st Amendment. I guess he never got that memo...
by C-Mills April 14, 2007
A conservative talk show host that is is desperate for some titties. Also known as a dickhead and a conservative
by Melanthex March 29, 2005
A completely useless white male asshole with an enormous ego apparently obtained by hosting a useless rag-mag TV show that turned into a rag-mag political show opportunity. Unable to tolerate an opposing viewpoint, esp. those on the left. Elevated self absorption makes him feel and act like a 60 yr old Rambo tough-ass but is not so diluted as to actually face a challenge esp. by Keith Olbermann. Uncomfortable in his own skin if anywhere other than his TV controlled environment. Basic fuck head, woman harassing, simple shit.
If I were born a Bill O'Reilly I would kill my stupid fucking self before I opened my big useless mouth. And someone please burn the body.
by Chuck Scheid October 6, 2007
1. The extremely pompous conservative commentator who once yelled at a young man whose father died in the World Trade Center to "SHUT UP!" because he disagreed with him.
2. Anyone who thinks they know everything there is to know about everything.
3. To ejaculate on one's sheets.
2. Anyone who thinks they know everything there is to know about everything.
3. To ejaculate on one's sheets.
by The Froh September 4, 2006
1. a close minded f@#k!
2. something that has a texture of s@#t and smells much worsther than reservoir.
3. a person that thinks we live in a fascist nation.
4. a women raper, and probably children, too.
5. somebody like rush limbao but not famous that likes to call raped women hoes and likes to mock on our values of what we stand for.
2. something that has a texture of s@#t and smells much worsther than reservoir.
3. a person that thinks we live in a fascist nation.
4. a women raper, and probably children, too.
5. somebody like rush limbao but not famous that likes to call raped women hoes and likes to mock on our values of what we stand for.
by johnattan smith April 27, 2006