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Big Jesus

Any van larger than a "soccer mom" car can be called a "big jesus". The term alludes to such 4 row vans used by travelling church groups, which can seat around 8-10 people at maximum capacity. (These types of cars are also often used by campers and carpoolers.)

The term can be used as a size and appearance description with or without implication. A noncommittal use of the term in reference to one's own (or a friend's/family's) car can constitute the term as more of a pet name than sarcastic or mocking. However the term can easily be darkly mocking, mildly to moderately sarcastic and passive aggressive- a common implication being that that the speaker has a dislike or little patience for organized religions and their public visibility of character and/or influence common in areas like the American bible belt.
1: Person A- "Did you get stuck riding in the big jesus to the feild trip?"

Person B- "Ya, I was herded in with a bunch of other people."

2: Person A- "Mom's going to pick us up in big jesus."

Person B- "Ok."

3: (In a parking lot) Person A- "Yikes, look, it's a big jesus."

Person B- "Weirdos, freaks and bigots, oh my!"

Person A- "Hahaha, too true."
by Cheschyr July 13, 2010
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big baby jesus

bestest rapper in the goddamned universe.
Bib baby jesus postulates, "if a pussy could talk, what would you ask it?"
by Big Baby Jesus April 28, 2005
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Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati
The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010
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big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.
by Lukis November 13, 2006
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big baby jesus

later name of wu-tang clan member 'old dirty bastard' (see: wordodb/word).
i heard odb's new name is big baby jesus. that's whack.
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
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