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The epitome of shit. An establishment in which decaying Senior Citizens and dirty Red Necks go to purchase over priced generic groceries and untested Cosmetic products. Bathrooms are never clean, Shit runs down the wall, tampons litter the floor, and piss stains streak the Urinals. Employees are mostly unfriendly, not the least of which being the Management. Masta Bates lords over the realm of Bi-Lo with an iron fist and a perverted old-man smile. Maneuvering too close to Mr. Bates and you will no doubt feel a wrinkly hand on your ass.
Vicky: Hey lets shop at Bi-Lo.
Chris: No lets not. Walmart has low prices and better products.
Bi-Lo by Nick DesJardin October 10, 2007
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bi lo bitch 

A bi Lo bitch is a skanky ass women who blows dicks for a Low price, often found uptown hanging in grocery stores and delis.
I’m going to the boro to get me a bi Lo bitch tonight

Bi-lo boy 

A polite, publicly acceptable, censored version/definition of a “fuckboy”
“OMG girl, that boy Terrelle ain’t nothing but a Bi-lo boy! All he cares about is when and where he’s gonna get some ass!”.
Bi-lo boy by CrazyBttchNAnderson December 10, 2018

Bi-lo Dad 

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate
Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$
Bi-lo Dad by anonymous April 5, 2023

Bi-lonajob 

During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.
Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.

The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
Bi-lonajob by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012

Bi-Losing 

What happens to the victim of someone who is bi-winning. Generally what happens when someone absolutely fails at life, for example, Season 1 Episode 10 on When Cheese Fails 101, a YouTube show about Starcraft 2. Bi-losing happens when someone is bi-winning so hard, and in math, you have to do what you did to one side of the equation to the other, so if someone bi-wins, another person has to bi-lose.

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The only verb appropriate to describe how hard someone is failing.
Dude 1: Hey, I just got laid by 4 girls last night. What happened to you and that other girl?
Dude 2: I shit the bed and got rejected.
Dude 1: Looks like I'm bi-winning.
Dude 2: Damn, I'm bi-losing hard.
Bi-Losing by Royce McMillan June 18, 2011

bi-location 

being in two locations at the same time; the spiritual ability to do so.
Bi-location is physically impossible.
bi-location by uttam maharjan December 1, 2011