A poorly proof read text; also including auto correct, inappropriate punctuation, and completely nonsensical words because the individual typing hasn't taken two seconds to read what they just typed.

"Whatr are yihvdiung?"
"Bexting aga I n?"

"Oops soery."

Bexting by Bexter99 October 12, 2013

bexting

Text messaging for the sole purpose of obtaining booty. Frequently done poorly while drinking.

Sometimes if Sharon drinks too much boxed wine, she engages in bexting so that her friends don't hear her begging for booty.

bexting by midget85742 October 18, 2008

bexting

Texting a person while taking a bath.

Sarah was totally bexting Dustin last night.

bexting by Leroy____ July 19, 2011

Bexting

Texting while biking.

Dude I totally saw someone bexting while walking to work.

Bexting by DriveByBexting March 4, 2011

bexting

backseat texting - similar to backseat driving. when you are texting someone and a friend is calling out what to say or what you have have written.

Tim: (texting friend) come downstairs we're almost there.
Mike: you should have told him we're here already.
Tim: thanks for bexting, next time you do the texting.

bexting by thatg1rl August 25, 2009

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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